Douche of the Day Hiatus

Yeah I'm the douche of the year because I need to need to update with a three-pack douche and crown this week's douche of the week, Mr. Bobby Flay, the original douche. But I got things happening, so you can fucking suck it. By the end of this weekend, however, you will be chock full of douche and your black and rotten hearts will be warm and fuzzy.