Thursday, December 17, 2009

Douche of the Day: Bill O'Reilly

Well, this can't come as a huge shocker. Bill O'Reilly is one of those twats who is just a constant douche. He doesn't have one redeemable quality about him. So I have no baseline of his level of douche because EVERYTHING he says/does is at an epic level of douche. Nothing is a huge shocker anymore, regardless of how outlandish and ignorant the things he says are. But I was reminded the other day about how I needed to include him, after he done pissed off Ice-T and talked some shit about how his name and his joke of a political party were portrayed in the latest L&O episode. Whatever.

I'm not even concerned about all that, but let's take a journey back to retro-douchedom and explore some of this fucking windbag's finer moments... He has inspired such websides as O'Rielly and Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly, International, oh any my personal favorite, Bill O'Reilly Is A Big Blubbering Vagina (check out the bingo card on there - FUCKING EPIC).

Pretty much Billy boy likes to hit on teh ladiez, especially the youngens (google his sexual harassment suit). He even watched a porno and was telling some broad about it... What a fucking skeevy, pervy old fuck. He's a big conservative windbag who likes to yell a lot, especially when challenged politically. The majority of the things he has to say are archaic and washed-up points of view. Every time he opens his mouth he says something that's fucking racist and/or offensive to some group that doesn't fall under the category of WASP.

All I know is Billy done pissed off the hip-hop community this time so his ass is about to get shanked.


  1. I want to play that bingo game, lol! I dispise Billy and everything he thinks he stands for. He is a douche every second, of every hour of every day and I don't ever see that changing. Thank you for picking this ass for the douche blog, he fits right in.

  2. I can't think of a more deserving award for him.