Thursday, December 3, 2009
Douche of the Day: Megan Phelps-Roper and the Westboro Baptist Church
Maybe the Douche Blog won't be so much LOLz today. Seriously, these people COULD BE bigger douches than Bobby Flay, and those of you who know me, you know that would take a lot for me to say. You might remember the news stories where this group of people picket soldiers' funerals, with their signs that say "THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS". These are the same people, who instead of getting together at their church for coffee and cookies after their service, get together to make signs that say "BURN IN HELL FAGS".
And while they've been douches all along, I feel it's necessary now, as Megan Phelps-Roper has started a twitter account to spread her looney hatred and picket schedules into Teh Interwebz. Yesterday was the world AIDS day, and Twitter turned every tweet red if you added the hashtag #red at the end of each tweet. This fucking bitch goes as far to tweet yesterday "Thank God for AIDS" and something about how it punishes sinners or some shit. And go figure just as I try to link it this morning, she's deleted it. I tweet her on a regular basis, often saying "fuck you, you're a twat, yada yada". It's my personal mission to harass her so much that she deletes her twitter account. I would LOVE to be responsible for that.
This bitch and her church have such a hatred for the gays that mostly all things bad are blamed on the gays. My opinion is that there is a special place in hell for those fuckfaces, and Megan Phelps, who acts as their mouthpiece, well she will have her lips permanently attached to the vag of the devil (because the devil is clearly a woman... and a LESBIAN! and a veteran probably!!!) to perform cunnilingus for the remainder of eternity. Anytime Megan is ready to come out of the closet, we'll be ready for her.
Let me tell you a funny story I've had with the congregation cock suckers of that so-called church. We'd just gotten back from our deployment in Afghanistan, and were back at Ft. Bragg. These clowns were picketing outside the base, in Fayetteville. I was on lunch with some friends, and saw these assholes, and got PISSED. My friend had n orange in his car, left over from breakfast that morning. I made him stop and I rolled down the window and chucked that fucking orange and it drilled some bitch in the damn face. HAHA.
So fuck you, Megan and your fucking church. Thanks for using Jesus as an excuse to be a bigoted asshole. I bet Jesus thinks you all are a bunch of fucks who need to evolve.