Monday, November 9, 2009
Douche of the Day: Bobby Flay
I like to consider Bobby Flay "The Original Douche" and my inspiration for this blog. You have probably seen Bobby on The Food Network with his many shows and projects he has going on. He is a douche. Why is Bobby Flay a douche, you might ask yourself? Well, firstly, have you seen his face? He looks like the troll that lived under the bridge. Secondly, word on the street is that he's a womanizing toolbag, which is truly unfortunate, as his wife is the smoking hot and amazing actress, Stephanie March. In fact, I know someone who knows someone who punched Bobby in the face in Orlando.
No one wants to grill with you Bobby. You're not only a douche, you're the ORIGINAL douche.